
I must first issue an apology to all asses. I mean these gentle creatures no disrespect. Asses do not deserve their low reputation among human beings. Perhaps it the long ears that make them seem ridiculous. Or perhaps it is Shrek's unwanted and annoying sidekick, with the voice of Eddie Murphy, that causes us to disparage asses.
Next I need to give full attribution for the title of today's blog. If one is to steal a handy turn of phrase, who better than Charles Dickens.
AUTHOR: Charles Dickens (1812–70)
QUOTATION: “If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble,… “the law is a ass—a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience—by experience.”
ATTRIBUTION: CHARLES DICKENS, Oliver Twist, chapter 51, p. 489 (1970). First published serially 1837–1839.I however wish this morning to praise asses. Indeed, the humble ass, is highly esteemed in the Bible. The King James Version lists 136 references to 'ass' or 'asses', right up there with the noble 'lion' or 'lions' (127) and far exceeding the perceive wisdon of the 'owl' or 'owls', a mere (14).
An
ass carried the wood for the sacricial fire upon which Abraham was going to slay his own son. (Genesis 23:3)
Asses born the sons of Jacob to and from Egypt in their interactions with Joseph. (Genesis 42ff)
Jacob's blessing upon Issachar extols the ass, in Genesis 49:13-15,
"Zebulun shall dwell at the haven of the sea; and he shall be for an haven of ships; and his border shall be unto Zidon. Issachar is a strong ass couching down between two burdens: And he saw that rest was good, and the land that it was pleasant; and bowed his shoulder to bear, and became a servant unto tribute." I don't believe it is stretching typology too much to say here Issachar the ass is a type of Christ, who later in Matthew 11:27-29, said, "All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the Son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him. Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls."
When Moses returned to Egypt to deliver the people of Israel, he set his wife and sons on asses. (Exodus 4:20)
An ass was allowed to behold and angel, and then spoke to Balaam the very oracles of God, preventing Balaam, as it were, from making an ass of himself. The ass was unfairly beaten for his obedience to the Lord. (Numbers 22)
Job proclaimed the freedom of wild asses in Job 24:3, "
Who hath sent out the wild ass free? or who hath loosed the bands of the wild ass?"
Where would Samson be, but for a dead ass, as in Judges 15:15-17? "
And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith. And Samson said, 'With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.' 17And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking, that he cast away the jawbone out of his hand, and called that place Ramathlehi."Unlike many people, the ass knows who is its Master, as Isaiah 1:3 states, "
The ox knoweth his owner, and the ass his master's crib: but Israel doth not know, my people doth not consider."Zechariah 9:9 proclaimed a noble mission for an ass, "
Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion; shout, O daughter of Jerusalem: behold, thy King cometh unto thee: he is just, and having salvation; lowly, and riding upon an ass, and upon a colt the foal of an ass."Jesus himself, the Lamb of God, Lion of Judah, King of Kings and Lord of Lord, the Alpha and the Omego, the Bright and Morning Star, the Root of Jesse, our Lord and Saviour--as
ass carried Him into Jerusalem one final time.
The Apostle Peter noted the incident involving Balaam in 2 Peter 2:16, "
But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet." On the authority and example of the Apostle, feel free to call me a dumb ass any time!
Would that our governments and our courts speak with at least the voice of an
ass. Peter was right in characterising Balaam as mad. When the State forsakes the rock-solid bedrock of the Law of God, insanity and death is a foregone conclusion.
Two examples:
The evening news out of Brisbane this week detailed how an elderly, long-term owner and operator of a small market now faced fines of several thousands of dollars for not removing graffiti from the side of his building. He stated that he had given up doing so because as soon as he did, the 'artists' quickly restored it. But if he left the graffiti there, he was left alone, and no more graffiti was added. The Brisbane City Council has recently passed legislation placing the onus for graffiti removal off of the offenders and onto the victims. What next--free spray paint through Centrelink?
More serious than this is the ongoing, revolving door approach to criminal justice in our State courts. Youthful, violent offenders such as the drunken breakers of their wive's ankle bones are given short sentence, lasting a year at most, because (and I quote from a magistrate's actual sentencing transcript)...
"I think, to treat you as being a youthful offender which sometimes permits courts to be a little lenient on the basis of a lack of maturity." Perhaps also a frontal lobe.
"...you bear every appearance, on what I am told, as being a helpful member in your community and a young man,...who has set a good example to other young men who come from that area." Indeed!
"I note that you are a somewhat well-known and skilled musician, something which you could turn to good account." This is known as the Michael Jackson legal precedent--music rocks!
"You have two children by a previous relationship whom you help to look after. This again goes to indications of your good character." Serial procreation = good character. Casanova as a god?
Psalm 2 1 Why do the nations conspire
and the peoples plot in vain?
2 The kings of the earth take their stand
and the rulers gather together
against the LORD
and against his Anointed One.
3 "Let us break their chains," they say,
"and throw off their fetters."
4 The One enthroned in heaven laughs;
the Lord scoffs at them.
5 Then he rebukes them in his anger
and terrifies them in his wrath, saying,
6 "I have installed my King
on Zion, my holy hill."
7 I will proclaim the decree of the LORD :
He said to me, "You are my Son ;
today I have become your Father.
8 Ask of me,
and I will make the nations your inheritance,
the ends of the earth your possession.
9 You will rule them with an iron scepter ;
you will dash them to pieces like pottery."
10 Therefore, you kings, be wise;
be warned, you rulers of the earth.
11 Serve the LORD with fear
and rejoice with trembling.
12 Kiss the Son, lest he be angry
and you be destroyed in your way,
for his wrath can flare up in a moment.
Blessed are all who take refuge in him.